Just before Captain McPiss-a-lot woke me up (at 4am no less) to go (yup, you guessed it) piss, I was having a dream about digital photography. I was friends with Heather, and was hanging out at her house with her dogs. Except her dogs looked nothing like her real dogs. In the dream, the Dane really wanted to wrap himself around my leg like a cat. Can you imagine the dreamy comic outcome?

Anyways, we were hanging out talking about photography and she was so happy that more people are getting interested in it when we started talking cameras. She decided that she wanted my 9-on-the-awesome-scale-of-ten camera instead of her 37.5-on-the-awesome-scale-of-ten camera. Which I was fine with, except we didn’t know how much she was going to owe me if we traded (seriously, in my dream she was going to pay me, and I was going to be down with a camera trade… …) and so we started looking through a Norman Camera catalog for who knows what when I stumble onto a whole section of magazines you can subscribe to through the camera shop. Magazines like, “Wheat Beer and You” “Everything You Wanted to Know About Belgian Whites” “Stout Weekly” and my personal Favorite, “Keeping the Vodka Legacy Alive.” Seriously, the magazine looked like it was printed on 8.5 x 11 paper with a ditto machine (purple ink and all) bound with string.

I wonder what it means.

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