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"Am I passionate about being ambivalent... well, uh... sometimes." -- Some Guy on the Colbert Report
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p>"Comedies getting laughs sending up films that were already intended to be funny is like someone making fun of The Daily Show for resembling a news program. It turns out the joke was already there, and you were too stupid to get it." - Jay Pinkerton
"If you're sitting by a cute girl you want to talk with, f**king reinstall your balls software and talk to her." - Sarah Hatter
Dr. Uwe Boll
"They were better than actors. We looked for local Romanian actresses, but there they are all from the theater and act very broadly. For 150 euros a piece the whores would be naked and do as they were told. It was better." -- "Dr." Uwe Boll
"If I didn't, what's the
"If I didn't, what's the point of being my own boss?" -- Wil Wheaton dot Net
"and if Google made drinks,
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p>"and if Google made drinks, we'd get happily drunk on GoogleJuice. Every night." -- James Cridland, head of new media, Virgin Radio (Here about 2/3rds of the way down)
"I think there's a difference
"I think there's a difference between saying 'Jon you're a good person,' and 'Jon you have deep vocal cords.' Saying 'you have deep vocal cords' is kind of on par with saying, 'you give good blowjobs.' It's not a good thing so much as a fact." -- Robbie
"Fooling ourselves allows us to
"Fooling ourselves allows us to selfishly manipulate others around us while remaining conveniently innocent of our own shady agendas." -- This article
"That was the fun of
"That was the fun of Perl St. Sure, it was a hysterically gruesome mess... but I got to leave at the end of the night..." -- Jamie!