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p>”Using VectorDesigner to draw a cartoon of myself. Then I cried. I cried like a fat kid on prom night.” — Me: Sending a Crash Report to Apple.

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p>”Today I’m about to go to war with Newburn Kansas, the home of the nearest Costco. Today is already about as weird as I can handle, I’m not asking any more questions.” — Johnston Green on Jericho. Seriously, I love this show.

“The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.” – Norman Brenner

“Dude, do you like Skittles?” “yeah…” “Dude, anytime you’re in the kitchen, eat my Skittles.” — Nick, Me, Nick

“I’m sorry honey, you look kinda like christopher Reeve In that picture..” — Either Rebecca, Carrie, or Karin

“I haven’t been this drunk since Good Friday!” — Sarah @ The Wedding!

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p>”I like my pants like I like my women… High and tight.” — Jo

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p>”I wonder how they escape from a fear of failure or a fear of wasted time and look one day ahead instead of three or four behind” — Shane Nickerson

“And you’re like, ‘Where’s the pizza;’ and there’s ‘I love you… … where’s the pizza;’ and then you forget about the pizza all together…” — Nick

“Please, for the love of God, either let me help you or talk to a computer administrator who can help you with your problem.” — Johnny Hughes @ Here