• Is it “really girly” to wake up early, throw on whatever clothes you can find, leave your dog along to fend for himself and go to pick up your wedding band from the Post Office?
• Is it “cool” to set-up a 30 Rock playlist on Hulu that you can watch in the background while you work through your iPhoto Library and keyword everything (including keywords such as “Cups” “Frogs” and “Tongue”)?
• Is Hamburger Helper part of a healthy breakfast?
• Does Jon need constant supervision to not become a complete wreck of a human being doing nothing but watching shows on Hulu, interacting with his computer, feeding his dog and thinking about things like the ramifications adding red pepper and onion to a Hamburger Helper meal?

-Jon

P.S. The answers, by the way, are: Yes, No, No, Yes.