I am victorious, I am victorious. I am the man, and no one (short of Darth Vader with his “Hokey religion” and his “ancient weapons”¹) can stop me. That’s right. I changed out the flush mechanism from my toilet. The whole process has left me curious, however, as to who the hell designed that thing. It’s just kooky.

-Jon

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p style=”indent: 0″>1: See the Star Wars: A New Hope script after the Falcon has taken off from Tatooine.