I Think I'm a Superhero
So, I'm not sure, but I've got this feeling that I have super powers. I'm not sure how to apply them to hero-ing yet, but I'm very confident that I'll be able to. The problem is, I've also discovered my nemesis. See, I think that I have a super-powered colon. My bowels are able to make super-human amounts of. Well, of what they make so well. Until the nemesis makes me stop eating so much spicy food. Yup. I know, my fiancé is my nemesis (as near as I can tell), so I'm going to have to formulate a plan to battle her, and come up with my superhero name. I'm pretty sure I'm going to take a page from an old SNL skit and go with ColonBlow. Perhaps with an "The Incredible" slapped on front. Anywhoos. I'm going to go make my hero costume. Or maybe take the dogs on a walk.
-Jon