Do You Have Any Babies?
There was a couple looking at the house across the street from ours. I thought it'd be nice if I went over and let them know how nice the neighborhood is.
"So... you're looking at this place, eh?" "Yeah. This seems like a really nice neighborhood." "Oh it is. It is. We've only been here a couple of months, and we really love it. Except for the full moon of course." "... .... .... uh. What?" "Oh, they didn't tell you? Yeah, we've got a pretty bad werewolf problem around these parts." "You've got... wait. What?!?" "Yeah. Werewolves. Pretty bad this time of year. It's not too bad as long as you get used to watching the lunar cycle. Oh, unless you have babies. Do you have any babies? You'll want to set up a panic room for them if you do. Werewolves eat babies you know." "... ... ... ..." "Oh, and, if you're interested, we have monthly smelting parties to melt down old jewelry to make silver bullets. Do you have a problem smelting your jewelry?"
It was about then they slowly backed off and left. I didn't even get to the point where I would "hear" a wolf howl and then run away like a monkey. Oh well.
-Jon