Johnny…
There aren't that many good movies ON Demand. Which is fine... because I can find things like Hackers and Johnny Mnemonic. Which is awesome, because I named my new NFS Mnemosyne. Because it fit... Anyways, I'm thinking about the movie and there are a few things that I'd like to say about it, first off... It's not a bad movie... It's a terrible, awful, nothing good about it movie (except maybe the inevitable, "Woah..."). There are a few things that set it into the bad category. I'll make you a list:
- Henry Rollins as a cyber geek and not as the musclebound headcase he really is.
- That creepy guy who played Ron Camp in Ace Ventura
- Ice-T who's portrayal of J-Bone (Seriously... Ice-T as J-Bone? Am I the only one that thinks that's just silly?) makes his Mean Guns performance look Oscar worthy.
- The cyber enhanced dolphin. .. ... I'm going to say that again: The cyber enhanced dolphin
But, of all the things in the movie that put it in the bad category, I truly believe that it's Dolph Lundgren's turn as "The Street Preacher" that puts it right back into the "My God this is AWESOME" category.
-Jon
P.S. It's also possible that the abundance of throwing knives, bow and arrows, and crossbows has something to do with the awesome factor.