Contemplative
I hate people. Really, for as much as I tend to love them, people piss me off with such consistancy I'm amazed I haven't just gone and given up on the whole human race. That would, however, limit me to a life of living in a tree and eating grubs.. which as apetizing as that sounds, I like those off in the distance farmers who raise my potatoes and grow my chickens and plant the beef plants that make red meat oh so good. That's a seed I'd like to see. The Beef Seed. ... .... ...... ok, that got gross. Please do not send, bring, or give me Beef Seed. Ever.
Anyways, after working with the public for the last, oh... gosh. Uh... the last Decade... *shiver* I've come to realize that not only do I not like people, I really don't like people. 10 years ago if asked, I would have said, "Yeah. I pretty much like everyone." And I would've meant it. I would have honestly been able to say that there are few people in the world that I don't like. Today. That would be a bald faced lie. I hate people. I hate people who drive near me. I hate people who come into my store. I hate people who have the audacity to go to the store the same time I do. Breathe my air. Talk close enough that I can, of all things, hear them. Don't they realize just how unbelievably stupid they are?
And now a list of things that people have done to me. Aggressively.
- "Sir, how many minutes does this calling plan have?"
"It has 800 ma'am"
"It has 800?"
*in my head* No! It has 7. I just said 800 to fuck with you and make your phonebill high you... ... ... *out loud* Yes. - Drives 45 in a 55 zone next to someone who is driving 44. They're overtaking them, but.. not really.
- People who laugh at their own jokes (assuming they're actually funny) Ok. People who laugh at random statements about how they drive a big rig truck? Not Ok.
That's all I can actually think of right now. In general, i just want to stop working in front of people day in, day out. I'm ready for a change. I'm ready for something a bit more. I should probably do something about that, eh?
-Jon