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So, I was thinking about starting a website for my dog. Why? Because my dog is the motherloving bomb yo. Really. She's cute and cuddly and loving and did I mention cute? No? ok. She's cute. Also. I've had a couple drinks and it might not be a bad idea to ignore everything I say out of principle or spite. Either way.
It's been a long few weeks here at NopaHQ. B looking for a job, me trying to avoid packing, Mollywood trying to.. well. Mollywood is a dog, so she's been licking herself and she's been pretty succesful at it. Which is cute if you hear about it, disturbing if you watch it. I mean, I'm a guy. If I could lick myself, I would. No questions asked. Except, thinking about that scenario... ... wouldn't you be freaked the fuck out if you saw someone licking them selves? With no exaggeration, I'd be completely creeped out if I saw myself licking myself, which is why I feel it's a good thing that people are built so that they can't.
Hell, I'm glad I can't. That'd be weird.
Anyways, I'm just trying to try to get writing here again. I will get back in the habit again, I promise you, dear reader, I will. I'm just not quite there yet. I'm not doing very well keping in touch with people, and I'm not doing well keeping in touch with myself. Therefore, I can't keep in touch with the blog. Anyways. There is still a Toronto post coming up, but... if I haven't mentioned it before:
There are few life changing experiences that a person can have in life. First love. FIrst kiss. First lay. First Toronto. "Toronto?" I hear you ask. Yes. It's a Manhattan, only with a twist of Orange instead of a Cherry. It's one of those moments in life where you say to yourself, "Oh. This is what I was waiting for." Really. Also: Your first taste of Hoegaarden beer. That's a wholey different type of first, but equally good. I will tell you all about Toronto, and having "A Toronto,' but first. I will sleep. And I will dream.
I hope you do the same.
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