Sweet, Like Heroin
I'm typing on a keyboard, a full sized, non-illuminated from the bottom, honest to god keyboard, and I swear it's like using heroin for the first time. .. ... or I would, if I'd ever used heroin the first time... by the time I realized what happened it was more like the fourth time. Ahe the rest of the 80s were a blur. But I digress.
That was me trying to make the best of the fact that I just handed my precious precious lappy (Trillian) off to a DHL driver who probably makes less than I paid for in a month. No, really. I don't even make what I paid for it in a month... and with it's contents... it's priceless. But, alas, when the damn thing wont boot, sound wont play when it does, and I have this hideous pattern of horizontal lines that follow my mouse around like a shadow, it's time to say, "FIX THIS THING!!! PLEASE!!!!" And they will. Or I will slay them.
Also: I just took a look at a website, and -- as I do from time to time -- I looked at the source code. And I found out about the "DL" tag. The Definition List tag. The tag that has inspired me to redo the entirety of my website sometime in the next 47 weeks. But by the end of December of this year. .. ... Which marks two things that I've now pledged on doing this year of our lord two thousand, zero hundred, zero tens and seven. The other, of course, is to record an album.
The album will come, but it may be a bit in the making, becase to make it I'm going to learn how to use Garageband well enough to actually, like... record an album. Which is far beyond my current abilities in the program currently which involve things like saying "Hey! Look! A MENU!!!" Which is less than helpful when trying to record an album.
I am not, at this point, pledging to maintiain this website in any meaningful way for a bit... eventually, yes. Right now, no. Soon I will ask your patience and guidance and love... for now, courage.
-Jon