31May/06Off
Ha!
"Hi there lovely,
I was searching the net few days ago. I am newb to thibs thing.
and saw yobur profile. I deacided to eamail you cause I found
you attractive. I might come down to your city ibn faew weeks.
Let me know if we can meet each other in pberson.
I am attractive girl. I am sbure you won't regret it.
Reply to my personal email at enmm@freemailserv.com"
The best part about that spam is that the name of the sender is Raymond. Yup. Attractive girl. An attractive girl computer. Probably in Portugal somewhere. Perhaps Lisbon. Either way, ain't no way that my prospective girlfriend Raymond is going to be in town soon. Yeah, that made me laugh.
So, I'm going to bed in a bit. Hopefully I'll fall asleep soonish.
-Jon