SIX FREAKING HOURS!!!
Ok. So. Yeah. Indianapolis. I wasn't in Indy when I left for work, 15 minutes later, it had been there an hour previous. Which was kinda impressive, don't you think? This is only solidifying the idea in my head that this Lappy will have super powers... The thing is, it then took the laptop three hours to leave seven minutes later. That's right. Seven minutes later. And Indy is about 240 miles from here, which at 60mph would put the Lappy here two hours ago... only the speed limit is more like 70. And we all know that truckers get paid by the mile so they speed. Always. So it should have been here (and by here, I do mean only in Kzoo) about three hours ago.
All of this has led me to the following conclusions. Firstly: Yes. My lappy will have super powers. Secondly: It may not, in fact, use said powers for good.
I'm ok with that.
-Jon