30Nov/04Off
A Hostage Situation
There is someone out there who one day decided that, while in my van, s/he would put some things together into a wonderful piece of "art." This piece of art consisted of a diet coke can, paper clips, a rubberband, etc. One part of this "art" was something that I can only asume has some sentimental, among other, value. It's a hostage now. It shall be returned when the following demands are met.
- A football helmet full of cottage cheese.
- You, the item-leaver, must convice baseball players that instead of stealing bases, they should share them.
- A invisible dog leash, thing
- A picture that proves, absolutely, the existance of a Bigfoot hooker in D.C. (I heard about her in the Weekly World News)
- Bacon.
Until these demands are met the item, or items, will be held hostage... and, uh... upside down.