26Sep/04Off
YO, Bitches!!!
Hey everyone, I know not everyone in my life reads this, but enough do that if someone starts asking if my plane crashed, or if I disapeared into the great void that is LaGuardia, I tell you now that it didn't and I didn't. I am fine, for I am Jon.
And, no. I am not threatinging the Big Apple. Instead I will be, metaphorically speaking, "taking a bite out of New York, life, Rob."
Sitting here, at Robbie and Lola'a (really -- it's Rob's) computer -- they're fighting. It makes me feel like a five year old hiding in the closet. They're threatening each other. Mom, Dad... stop fighting.
P.S. They stoped fighting. I think it was because I wished really hard.