Dracula II: Asencion
I spelled "asencion" wrong, and I've decided not to fix it. So deal. Sucker.
Long story short... T.C. from Mallrats is a med student working at the morgue. Finds the body of Dracula from Dracula 2000 in his morgue. All the, oh, you know... Characters and story elements from the fist one are no more, they just start over, from the end of the first movie. So, T.C. figures out that it's a vampire. Suddenly gets a call, and decides that since he's dealing with something that he knows nothing about, and was just offered... oh. I think it was 30 million dollars. He has both A) A profit making body, and B) the need to go and figure out the secrets so that he can profit more than 30 Mil. Dumbass.
Long story short, Bruce Lee from Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story is a priest. I guess. But he's "A preist with a secret..." Who "lives in both the light and the dark and belongs to neither..." Or some crap. I couldn't really figure it out, but as near as I could tell *SPOILER ALERT!!* He's a vampire that isn't quite a vampire and hunts other vampires. Also, the white thing in his collar is important... and irreplaceable. He must keep the same one... always.
To make this long story that's trying to be short and failing longer... Roy Scheider (Yes, the captain from Sea Quest: DSV) shows up for a cumulative three minutes. Don't worry, it makes less sense in the movie.
In the end, it's a crappy crappy movie. But. You know, whatever. Get some booze, prefrebly hard stuff... Yukon Jack, Whiskey. Everclear. Whatever. Drown your sorrows, and watch this movie. You'll love it. If, however, you're not drinking... it's. Well. Some chick kills her cat, then wonders why. Yeah, that about sums it up.